Dear Blog,

It's been a while. How have you been? I hope our non-existant readers are treating you well. Anywho, it has been quite a bit since my last entry and I have a ton of mini-letters pent up, like this one:

Dear Face,

How is it possible that your skin be dry and have a greezy zit at the same time?!

Please teach me to multitask.

Love,
Self.

Anywho, I promise to write in you more often dearest blog. I have stuff to say about stuff and it is only right that you be the vehicle I use to say it. That and I want to record how witty I am for all eternity.

Love,
H

P.S. Remind me to tell you about my fantabulous new 80s haircut.