Why do you make me want to spend my money on foolish crap? Sure getting a paint by numbers or some silly putty or a slinky sounds WICKED awesome right now, but we all know that once I get my hands on said merchandise my imagination will fail me.
The once magical childhood memory of said item will disolve into the reality that silly putty sucked then and it sucks now.
I could have spent that $2.50 on a coffee from Dunkies. Instead I have putty in a plastic egg. At least it still smell neat.
Buyer's Remorsefully Yours,
Holly
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